Uh Little Sumthing.

Dunno bout y'all, but I like a guy that earns his build by slinging 2000 lbs of hay....

Stretches by breaking in a bronco....

Nutrition from a good home cooked meal....

Callouses from rope burns and grabbing horns....

Farmer's tan from a long hard day of fencing in 110+ degree weather.

Not a pussy in the comforts of a gym and poisoned from supplements. =D

With your current account balance, which Apple product can you buy?

Apple juice.

Dunno about y'all, but I like a girl that is just as pretty without using 2000 lbs of make up....

Stretches by doing chores....

Nutrition from a good home cooked meal that isn't burnt....

Has no callouses and stretch marks....

Graduated from a good university without 110+ thousand of dollars of student debt....

Not a whore/cunt/bitch/slut/pussy in the comforts behind the evils of feminism, hypocrisy, and double standards and poisoned from depression pills because she was addicted to plastic surgery and it failed and weight-loss bars. =D

...Don't trust a cowboy with clean boots....

If she wants a stereotype,

she better make a god damn world class sandwich.

And clean a stove like The Flash.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo.

This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identifies myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.

Waitress: Happy Halloween sir, I love your dog's costume.

Guy: This is my wife.